Audiobook
An audiobook by Ted Ringer · Narrated by Ted Ringer
Born with a Beard
A Bedtime Story for Big Kids
The hilarious story of a baby who, yes, was born with a beard. This is the tale of his family, told by the bearded one, from the unusual moment of his birth up to the time he speaks his first, momentous words. Dad battles a blizzard. Mom gets her hair done. Sister has designs on France. Gambling, fitness, romance—this family has it all!
“It has humor, warmth, and a dash of wisdom. You root for everyone: Mom, Dad, Sister—not just the Bearded Babe. It makes you think of your own childhood with a smile and a question. Could it have been like that?”
— Elinor Hart
- NarratorTed Ringer
- Length3 hr 2 min
- Chapters23
- ReleasedSeptember 24, 2026
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What's inside Chapter list 23 chapters · 3 hr 2 min
- Opening Credits 1:13
- Born with a Beard 6:13
- Life Goes On 7:45
- We Listen to Music 8:46
- At Play in the Kitchen 7:03
- I Venture Outside 6:09
- Day by Day 9:16
- Dad Nears Forty 5:52
- The Blizzard 8:55
- Mom Meets Dad 7:03
- Mom's Strange Idea 7:56
- Baby Solidarity 6:17
- Be Your Own Boss 9:17
- Dad Works Out 8:29
- The New Do 7:29
- High Stakes 10:12
- By the Beautiful Sea 7:13
- Dad Meets Mom 7:49
- Watch the Birdie 8:26
- TV or Not TV 8:32
- If Six Were Nine 8:29
- On The Road 7:34
- Mr. Fixit 8:18
- My Oration 7:48
- Closing Credits 0:15